Lit Heroes #5 - Quasimodo

Who do you think I am?
Not one split second did I delude myself.
Such a beautiful girl––do you think
I didn't know that I never could have her
With that bit of a lump in my back?

Ever since I can remember
That darn hunch tells me that these chicks are pretty thick
Albeit awfully tempting
And this one was tempting to such an extent…
Her immoderate silliness was nothing less than unexpected.

Ringing bells twice a day isn't quite an absorbing job;
There's masses of spare time off the chimes
And you start to have some weird ideas.
I didn't even tell that twat I was into her gorgeous boobs––
I simply failed to save her… and she was mine.

July 14, 2007