Some Minor Poetry

1. A Brief Theology

There’s no long way from mussel to scallop
Nor from muscle to wallop
But the only path from devout to divine
Is to drink wallop and piss wine.


2. On Ramona

When Ramona
Met Ramón
She grew a boner
But he grew none.


3. Geezer’s Green

Last hope buds:
Green spuds
Will give you a gripe
Before getting ripe.


August 12, 2026